When you lose that one trusty hair tie that has loyally remained on your wrist for months you suddenly feel like you have to reevaluate your whole life
(via simplysteena)
i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like
(Source: falloutboyshiatusisover, via criminal-hunger-gleek)
hey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
I’m here
(via squirrel666)
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
(via shortgreenmonsta)
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
(via loathing-truly-deeply)
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
smad.
It’s really weird how all those good ideas you have at 4 am magically become bad ideas when the sun rises.
(via criminal-hunger-gleek)
isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
(via criminal-hunger-gleek)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
its like i reached the age of five and then my body grew and my brain didn’t all i wanna do is roll on the carpet and drink juice and watch cartoons i hate responsibility i wanna colour
(Source: cowboybeboop, via criminal-hunger-gleek)
