When you lose that one trusty hair tie that has loyally remained on your wrist for months you suddenly feel like you have to reevaluate your whole life
i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like
hey i like your shoelaces
thanks i stole them from the president
wtf where are my dads shoelaces
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad
malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
It’s really weird how all those good ideas you have at 4 am magically become bad ideas when the sun rises.
isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?