why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell
"You can’t pay $60,000 a year? Sorry, you can’t go to college."
"You dropped out of school to earn money and now you’re at a dead-end job? Why didn’t you just go to college?"
"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever
"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"
"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
woah there, friend
do you ever say a thing on Tumblr not realizing that your girlfriend is following you on Tumblr and you just reminded her that we’re either going to break up, get married, or die
hey congrats on the girlfriend thing tho